Some Explaining to Do
Cold Cuts
Hi all,
last night, my "girlfriend", as some of my friends call her, invited me to dinner. I have now been seeing her for 2 weeks (almost a record!), including on weekdays (unprecendented due to my commitment to work).
She is not stunning (-3 points) but she is cute and skinny (+1 point), well educated and bright (attended top local school, +2 points), has initiative (rare for a woman sometime, +1 point), and takes me to nice unknown eating joints (+2 points). In short, she won me over. Thank to her job, she has managed to get a free dinner yesterday, so off i gladly went. She spent the previous night Chez Fedward, keeping me company during my lecture on "Changes of Measure and Probabilistic solutions to Black-Scholes". But still, during dinner she was like "i am going home afterwards", leaving me slightly disappointed.
Especially because i sensed, when i got into the cab, that she was upset..ie, she probably wanted me to pursue a bit more heavily. But i have very, very short fuse and tolearnce for anything smelling like drama (then again, maybe i was the one creating it but i suspect otherwise)...
So tonite i went to dinner to The Natural's crib who, as per name, is a powerful PUA using Joe Bee's laid back style. There i was joined by one of his girlfriends, The Butcher and The Serial Dater, both accomplished professionals and hobbists PUAs.
Dinner was outstanding, with a wide array of spirits, wines, cold cuts and other euro delicacies. The culmination of a long week of work, and it left me bloated, gasping for air to the brain as my stomach attempted digestion.
Then, i get a booty call from a chick I shagged a year ago. Her messages were provocative and alluring. THus, after a bit at a club, i head to her crib, where we have no-hol(e)ds barred badabim.
Problem is, she left a souvenir and tomorrow above-mentioned lady is supposed to come by and chill by the pool.
HOw do i explain the below?
1. Be honest;
2. Pretend i fell from a bike/was bitten by a mosquito, Shivonne/Mama Fayglon kissed me;
3. Pretend to be "sick" and lay low until it disappears (ETA: 4 days from prior experience)?
fuck.
~!mr hyde
oops
posted by Mister Fedward Hyde @ 3:44 AM
43 Comments:
definitely number 3
Well Chez Fedward.....I must say I like the rating system I vote for number 3. Lay low, better yet lay low in another country.
*gasps* you 'cheated' on your ''girlfriend'' ?!
3!
yeh dude, totally avoid her... i hope the shivonne commment wasn't in reference to my sister. if it is, you spelled it wrong
but i wanted to see her today or tomorrow..:-(
forced solitude thus it'll be.. :-(
w3ndes, not really, as she knows i'm polyamorous (i was rather clear about this point).
problem is it is something to look at someone and suspect/somewhat know, something else seeing this huge silly stamp of infedelity.
jd, sorry for mispelling your sister's name. I'll be more careful next time.
Whats a matta you, you little sfacim? You never call or write and now this? Do like your mama used to do after a hot night at the circo maximo. You put gabagool on your little regalo. Disappears right quick. Stu gazz!
you're so frackin' busted
she knows you are a busy man - tell her you are working this weekend. or, you are out of town on business. basically, there is not a problem here, as lying is really fuckin easy. the only bad part is a dry dick this weekend. i'd buy some of that new KY spray-on mist and rub and tug to sharapova in the U.S. open finals. you'll be good to go.
low cheers
jb
haha. word up with the low cheers bro. sharapova does make some good material, but i preferred her a couple of years ago.
low cheers ;-)
forget the hickey (that can be solved with a bit of ice or arnica). your bigger problem is the crabs. how're you going to explain that one away?
how about the anal worts i gave you when i pumped, fedz?
Frodo is right...although not clinically proven, lots of cosmetic surgery patients swear by arnica to decrease healing time for bruises post-op.
Signore
5 fuckin years since Josh "Polonius" Katze told me, in front of Memorial Library, that the towers had crashed. Still fuckin crazy.
JB
We mourn the day that religious fundamentalism assaulted Freedom.
You mourn the day religious fundamentalists assaulted Freedom? You mean your Right-Wing Fanatical Christian Allies?
Typical of a Conservative to talk out of both sides of their mouth - or at least what passes for their mouth.
congradulations, fedward. i've never seen a grown dude with a hickey. i was under the impression that people left that back in junior high. pretty mature chicks you're allegedly banging.
now to smooth things over with your "skinny and cute" girlfriend, i recommend you just keep punching yourself in the face. i mean, get pissed, kick the shit out of yourself. that way you'll divert the attention from your neck. you could blame it on a couple of chez fedward readers who did not understand the mighty bald eagle.
love, mr austin.
yeh about 9/11...
as a new yorker, i say that this has been exploited by bush to make $$$ and push his agenda. it is a fucking tragedy that mourning the 2,800 dead has turned into some rallying cry for fascism and the end of our democracy.
this war on terrorism is just about oil. just like enron did in california, if you cut the supply of energy, you can drive up the price. bush may be a total douche bag, but he's not the idiot people made him out to be.
He, Rumsfeld, ans cheney all knew that iraqis wouldn't welcome us with flowers. they knew there would be chaos and that the chaos would lower iraq's oil production, pushing up the price, and all the texas oilmen who'd invested in those oil fields decades ago, and those shitheads in alaska, could finally cash in on their investment at a price they saw fit... say... 80 dollars a barrel.
but you know what??? that's not enough for these houston pieces of shit. these are a tight-knit bunch and their number one advocate is sitting in the oval office right now. if they could cut production from the world's number one natural gas supplier and one of the largest crude oil suppliers, ie IRAN's, prodcution. Oh MOtherfucker!!! we will be seeing over 100$ oil soon enough..
Bush is prepping us right now when he talks about islamist states with nuclear weapons. bush will say an invasion is in the name of freedom. but we know what it's all about. it's about cutting competitor's supply, driving up the price, monopolizing markets.
liberals don't understand this. they think it's about "stealing the oil"... they don't understand because liberals don't undertsand economics or the very principles of supply and demand.
my one and only hope is that there are secret channels of communication, an outright conspiracy, between ahmadinejad and bush to smoothely move towards the brink of war (but not actually go) for the sake of scaring the shit out of speculators and driving up oil's price.
but is that likely? doubt it.
"those who will sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither"
-Ben Franklin
John-David
ps. fed, don't ever talk about 9/11. your propagands disgusts me. how you use their legacy to promote your fascist ideology.
by the way, i have a guest from singapore and she told me about your utter lack of freedom and about the guy from australia who was executed for posessive of drugs during his layover from burma to australia...
i won't visit that fascist piece of shit country you live in. i'd rather live in El Salvador! sounds to me like singaporeans are a bunch of puss bags and live in total fear of themeselves. no wonder you like it there so much.
just puffed a j and...
jah forgives all...
no anger...
one love, y'all
just puffed a j and...
jah forgives all...
no anger...
one love, y'all
just puffed a j and...
jah forgives all...
no anger...
one love, y'all
"We mourn the day that religious fundamentalism assaulted Freedom."
how about you just mourn the day that these people died a tragic death?
do you care about the dead?? or do you care about this political ideology? which one is it? you don't sound very sincere (and neither does the president)
all of this coming at me very fast. i need time think about how respond all of this, it seems kind of overwhelming put all of this together at once. lets try slow things down for me, ok? i'll write back once i can understand how respond. god blass america and eagles for patriotism.
fedward
good thing i have small penis to help me with big probrem
fedward
Oh shit, it's not a penis, it's just a really big clitoris and I'm just a real ugly woman.
"by the way, i have a guest from singapore and she told me about your utter lack of freedom and about the guy from australia who was executed for posessive of drugs during his layover from burma to australia..."
I feel bad for the dude, who was about our age. But he wasnt just hanged for "possession", he was carrying around a kg of that filth
"Typical of a Conservative to talk out of both sides of their mouth - or at least what passes for their mouth. "
This fire-breathing"gentleman", spewing venom on fellow Americans belongs to that class of people preaching "tollerance and understanding" towards the towelies who would like us beheaded and our women in burqas. How coherent.
First it was for "stealing the oil", then when it rallied, it was to "drive oil prices higher".
Liberals and conspiracy loonies can seemingly mold whatever "theory" to fit their paranoias, it's truly embarassing.
"Liberals and conspiracy loonies can seemingly mold whatever "theory" to fit their paranoias, it's truly embarassing."
Conservatives seem to have the lock on loony conspiracy theories - where's the real Hussein-bin Laden link? where's the WMD?
Three things you can count on - death, taxes, and hypocritical proselytizing from conservatives.
how is it not in the interest of the american oil community to drive the price of oil higher?
if you were an oil man like bush is, wouldn't you want that?
it's all too clear. there's oil and there's weapons. bush has invested in the carlyle group. and then there's halliburton of course. it's all too clear. it's all about money
and it is shameful when they talk about 9/11 and iraq because iraq was on the drawing board way before 9/11... they should at least be honest and explain why they wish to invade the middle east and put it in a pre 9/11 context because that's where their motive originated from, clearly a chronological fact
that really wasn't very clear
bush was a businessman for decades in the oil industry. Bush senior owned the houston offshore oil company. these people have a vested interest in oil!!! ITS OBVIOUS!!!
THERE IS ENOUGH OIL IN THE WORLD FOR CENTURIES!!!! This whole oil boom is manufactured by politics.
these guys just want to monoploze the oil industry even though there's ample supply, and they're willing to do anything to achieve it.
There's the Oil connection.
About weapons, bush senior is a major investor in the Carlyle Group a private investment group heavily involved in weapons and definitely profitting off this war in Iraq.
There's the weapons connection
Dick Cheney in his severence package from Halliburton got $34 million.
What would you be willing to do for thirty four million dollars?
I would fuck Joan Rivers for 34 Million.... I'd even fuck Barry Manniloq for 34 Million. Would you drop bombs on a bunch of towel heads for 34 Mill? I think so.
Halliburton, Oil, Weapons...
The funny thing about all this shit though is that none of these things are about fucking over and stealing from other countries...
it's all about finding convenient excuses for the elite in this country to fuck over the taxpayers, the common man. these guys run this country like ken lay ran enron and after this administration is finished im sure a lot of scandals will come out.
Libertarian for life
Sorry, it's not even the elite. Bill Gates is an example of the elite, but not the problem. He's a smart guy who finds ways to make NEW WEALTH. His company has contributed to our economic in major ways.
It's not about the elite. It's about the connected. People like Bush, people who use politics, information, and manipulation to make $. These guys are so inept and uncreative, they can't thing of ways to create new wealth, they have to figure out ways to move existing wealth. It's not even zero-sum-gain. Overall, we all lose.
The only industries to take off in the last 6 years are real estate and energy. All that means is shit is getting more expensive and there isn't the job growth or earnings growth to match. Life is harder today for the average american than it was in the 1970's.
So fuck Bush with a fucking spiked bat. he's a thief and the biggest commiter of treason since Benadict Arnold.
oh yeh and fuck Raegan too. rolling blackouts in California and enron selling electricity at 1000$/kwh (when it usually sells at 40) is a nice example of "the magic of the marketplace".
ok forget about this conspiracy bullshit... what we do know is this:
Iraq was on the drawing board before 9/11.
Since 9/11, Bush has frequently used 9/11 to justify his mission in Iraq say that his decision was prompted by 9/11
He is therefor being dishonest about the relationship between 9/11 and Iraq. In my opinion, that is VERY disrespectful towards the people who died on that day.
Doesn't anyone feel a sense of shame that these people's tragic deaths are used time and time again to justify some (IMO financial) agenda?
dreamt last night that some punk was trying to return jd the cell phone that he had lost, jd was convinced the punk had stolen it. fedz held him down while jd kicked him in the stomach about 100 times. mike head was also there - he was too drunk to fight.
40,000,000$ spent on Ken Starr's investigation
600,000 spent on the 9/11 comission.
Does that make any sense? fuck republicans and ANY of you idiots who voted for these Benadict Arnolds
who is dreaming about me?
>LET ME SEE IF I'VE GOT THIS RIGHT ...
>By Nancy Greggs Aug-26-06
>
>I'm supposed to believe that the man who sat in a
>classroom reading a kids' book for seven minutes AFTER
>he was told the country was under attack, who was
>warned repeatedly about imminent threats against the
>country and chose to ignore them, who has traipsed off
>on vacation every time there is a domestic or
>international disaster, is a decisive man-of-action
>with the fortitude to run a nation.
>
>I am supposed to believe that God himself chooses my
>nation's leaders and that, in His infinite wisdom, he
>chose a lying, thieving, self-absorbed, pro-torture,
>pro-war, lazy frat-boy jerk like George W. Bush.
>
>I am supposed to believe that the same man who used
>family money and influence to duck military duty, who
>has failed at every business venture he ever tried,
>who never did an honest day's work or accomplished
>anything of value in his entire life, is fit to be
>Commander-in-Chief.
>
>I am supposed to believe that a man who ignores the
>Constitution he swore to uphold, breaks the law with
>abandon, repeatedly lied about the reasons for going
>to war, its cost, its duration, and even its goals, is
>honest and trustworthy.
>
>I am supposed to believe that the escalating violence,
>chaos and deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan are a sign of
>progress.
>
>I am supposed to believe that a man who, by his own
>admission, does not read newspapers, who only meets
>with and listens to 'yes' men, who refuses to speak
>before any group that is not hand-picked from his
>staunchest supporters, is in touch with the realities
>of the world.
>
>I am supposed to believe that sending US soldiers into
>combat without proper equipment or a viable military
>strategy, while decreasing their pensions and their
>benefits, is a patriotic display of supporting the
>troops.
>
>I am supposed to believe that gutting the funding of
>social programs aimed at assisting the poor, the sick,
>the hungry and the homeless is the outcome of good
>Christians being in office, and that torturing,
>maiming and killing innocent civilians is "doing the
>Lord's work".
>
>Oh, don't go anywhere, because I haven't even gotten
>started yet ...
>
>I am supposed to believe that a president who acts
>like an ill-mannered, oafish, mindless buffoon in
>public, both at home and in international settings,
>and a vice president who tells a colleague to go fuck
>himself in the course of conducting the country's
>business, are both deserving of respect.
>
>I am supposed to believe that spying on US citizens,
>quashing free speech, and suspending laws that govern
>detention and confinement without just cause is
>preserving the tenets of democracy.
>
>I am supposed to believe that alienating our allies,
>isolating ourselves from the world, refusing to use
>diplomacy instead of aggression, and causing people
>around the globe to hate us is the best way to protect
>my country from violent attack.
>
>I am supposed to believe that no-bid contracts awarded
>to companies owned by members of this Administration,
>its families and its cronies is pure coincidence, and
>that secret meetings resulting in policies that enrich
>their supporters to the detriment of hard-working
>Americans is good and honest government.
>
>Hold on, because there's MORE of this crap ...
>
>I am supposed to believe that outsourcing American
>jobs, under-funding our educational system, and
>plunging the country deeper into debt with every
>passing day will lead to a stronger, more competitive
>nation in the years to come.
>
>I am supposed to believe that the same people who left
>NOLA to drown, who refuse to secure our borders, who
>refuse to implement the recommendations of the 9/11
>Commission, and who initiate policies that incite
>anger and violence the world over are protecting my
>country from harm.
>
>I am supposed to believe that an Administration whose
>policies make basic medical care and life-saving drugs
>unaffordable for millions of Americans is pro-life.
>
>I am supposed to believe that elected representatives
>who voted for the Bankruptcy Bill, tax breaks for
>wealthy individuals, and tax subsidies for
>multi-billion dollar corporations are looking out for
>their constituents.
>
>Along with all of the above, I am also supposed to
>believe that selling authority over our ports to
>foreign nations, selling our national lands to private
>interests, and selling our children's future by
>burdening them with debt for decades to come is in the
>best interests of our country.
>
>Drum roll, please -- here's the BIG FINALE ...
>
>I am supposed to believe it is safe to board an
>airplane with a hold full of uninspected cargo as long
>as no passengers are in possession of baby formula,
>that a group of men in Britain were about to take down
>ten airliners without tickets or passports, that seven
>men in Miami were going to blow up buildings in cities
>they didn't have the money to get to, that one lone
>guy in New York was going to take down the Brooklyn
>Bridge with a blow-torch, that if we leave Iraq every
>terrorist in the world is going to come to the US and
>fight us in the malls and the supermarkets, that the
>'Liberal media' simply forgets to cover the lies,
>cover-ups and corruption of this Administration and
>its party members, that voting for a Democrat in
>Connecticut sends shockwaves of unbridled
>encouragement throughout the Muslim world, that a
>bunch of PNAC members whose predictions have been
>proven totally wrong in every instance should be
>dictating policy to my government, that our military
>isn't stretched too thin and they are just recalling
>those who have already fulfilled their duty because
>they've got too much time on their hands, and that
>George W. Bush spends his summers reading CAMUS and
>SHAKESPEARE.
>
>Oh, if only I were GULLIBLE, ILL-INFORMED, EASILY LED
>and TOTALLY STUPID - what a FINE Bush supporter I
>would have made!
>***********************
>
>Unfortunately, many of the country's voters
>are GULLIBLE, ILL-INFORMED, EASILY LED and TOTALLY
>STUPID. One of the reasons that the Neocons are so
>successful is because they learned many years ago
>(1982) how to manipulate the populace with the media.
>We should demand that critical thinking skills be
>taught in public school so that kids will learn early
>in their life that they must question everything they
>see and hear in the media.
>
Bush was chosen by the Amerikan electorate. Twice. Well maybe once. The US made its bed. Now we have to lie in it.
Ever wonder why the intellectual and financial power is flowing to China?
http://info.interactivist.net/article.pl?sid=04/06/11/1535254&mode=nested&tid=18
what makes Fed's blog so popular? why does fed get a whopping 41 comments (now 42?)... get it? whopping, you fucking guinny wop mother fucker
lol
take notice of your tone, liberal. whereas well known that your kin thrives on repressing minorities (that's where you guys get votes, after all so, "what the hell, keep 'em poor"), we Moderate Republicans believe in Economic Policies improving the lifestyles of all.
So yes, beare, liberal!
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