I am moving + Did the Holy Father really need to "apologize"?
Good-bye chez fedward!
Hi all,
i'm back. Somewhat. Last week has been even busier than usual. On top of the usual workload, my trying not to miserably fail Exam Number 3 and the girl i'm seeing, I also had to begin planning my move-out from my crib of 2 years. Above is a recent picture from one of the usual very brief yet intense torrential rains.
Oh, speaking of the chica, it's been almost a month we've been seeing each other.
I have a hard time lying. It just makes me feel like a scoundrel, not that i ain't one. So i failed to heed to my experienced hommies advice ("say you're very sick for a few days") and just moved through the world with no apologies. After all, I am Fedward Hyde and only liberals cower in corners. Extremist liberals such as those on the NYT calling for the Holy Father to apologize for his "unfortunate" comments on the "prophet" Mohammed.
Never mind that he was paraphrasing, here we have liberals once again unbuckling, bending 90degrees and happily taking it up the rectum asking the Holy Father to apologize to those who murdered 2 nuns, blew up churches and threaten to go kamikaze on the Vatican. Oh, did i forget that they also came up with caricatures..a bit a-la those Danish ones sparking so much furor only a few months back. Prompt was the rage among westerners, seen animalistically jumping in streets, shooting rifles in the sky and burning flags. Oh wait, actually didn't see any those, maybe they were busy with this "concept" known as a job..
But nevermind..it's friday, i've been exhausted all week so now i'm just chilling, waiting for The Serial D@ter to buzz by and then in field for a few drinks. Tomorrow gotta study as well as buy more furnitures and a nice flat LCD for the new Chez Fedward. Any suggestions, i was gonna go for Samsung.
Aite bitches, shower time.
RIP Oriana.
~!Hyde
posted by Mister Fedward Hyde @ 10:26 PM
22 Comments:
When was the last time you experienced a non-intense torrential rain?
Of course the Muslims have no right to be angry - after all the Crusades were all about Nation Building. Probably planned and executed by Dick Cheney's great grand-pappy.
as expected, here we have liberal drawdef, how coy, bringing up episodes from a few centuries back.
hey, whatever allows liberals to draw their pants down in the name of "racial harmony and integration" or whatever is fair game, ain't it?
mistress fedward as usual playing dumb err i mean conservative - how positively predictable.
i visualize the day, decades hence, when fedward will be a proper liberal and look back on his solliloquy's and cringe.
yes christianity, and catholicism in particular, is pure as the driven snow. yes driven snow after a lorry carrying horse manure upends itself over it.
ah yes your brother christians who believe it is their god given duty to kill all fags, that women should not be allowed the right to control their own reproductive systems, and that the earth is 5000 years old.
seems like the us conservatives are doing the cowering right now as they trot out their same old tired and trite campaign fear-mongering.
the only question is how stupid is the american electorate. will we choose another 2 years of a republican ruinous republic?
Crusades were as much about Nation Building as were the hoardes from Northern Africa up to spain, until the French sent them back packing..i mean, if we have to go bring back history of centuries ago so as to divert attention from current events..
as pompous and presumptuous you may presume this post to be, a bit of advice to il pape and to husbands/boyfriends everywhere.
this is not an apology
i am sorry you feel offended.
this is an apology
i am sorry i offended you.
but then again i would never expect a conservative to understand the concept of "apology". unless of course it was obtained via waterboarding.
and, my dear young friend, never underestimate the power of history. old farts like myself have been around the game long enough to figure this out.
did they teach you santayana's quote in university?
kisses.
Essere fottuto! Who is this drawdef giving my little fedward a hard time. I prepare a curse for you drawdef out of a spicy arabiatta sauce. May your bowls run like arabiatta. Vaffanculo a Lei, la sua moglie, e' la sua madre. Lei e' un cafone stronzo.
Depending on your budget, I suggest you Samsung LE-32 R 71 B: great design, HD ready, excellent quality and a special warranty on pixel defects..
Alternatively, you can buy a smaller (and of course cheaper) version (less than 32').
Good "buy and bye" :-) (typical sad "engineerian" humorism...)
you guys have it all wrong...
Christ IS the way. But not "to kill fags". It is our duty to be morally superior. And what that means is turning the other cheek.
What that means is no matter how evil our enemy is, we have to be pure in the face of danger. THat means doing no harm.
The problem with the ISraelis and the Palestineans is that neither side has accepted the power of Christ's message, neitehr side UNDERTSANDS the power of fogiveness.
Sure the crusades were fought in Christ's name, but Christ's name has been abused time and time again by politicians who understand the power of control through religion. Just look at Bush for that. Bush has the double whammy card to play.
1. Somehow he's positioned himself as a spokesperson for Jesus. How people like him and Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson manage to do that is beyond me, but whatever.
As the one who people percieve as Jesus' spokesperson, he is like the gatekeeper to heaven, so we've got to listen to what he says. right fed?
2. Fear of terrorism.
Nobody has a genuine sense of self anymore. Everyone is terrified of death. But I am much more terrified of not being a pure person, listening to my spirit, and following what i believe is right. If you are afraid of death, then you are likely also afraid of life.
you know Scibz...i kept asking for the LNA32 that i was reading about on Amazon.com (i checked prices before hand).
Empty stares was all i was getting: they only had LA32 models.
Now, upon reading about LE's..a dumb smirk crosses my face. (that's what i got, by the way)
"Christ IS the way. But not "to kill fags". It is our duty to be morally superior. And what that means is turning the other cheek."
You are correct in your first sentence. After all, naziliberals often try to smear the image of us Moderate, Compassionate Conservatives (MC^2).
But i fiercely disagree with part 2. Turning the other cheek, unbuckling the pants and bending forward is what liberals do. We shall not succumb, never!
thou shalt not use double negatives, not never
jesus was a liberal fed. get used to it. jesus saw injustice. jesus was a revolutionary, an anti-roman. if there is a rome in the world today it is the USA. sorry,
John
sharp aquos fed. the best.
ho pranzato con paris hilton sai?(e tutto il suo staff) (da lino a solighetto poi che ridere)
postero tutto..
tagliata da 1.2 kg.chianti 2001.
tortini di cioccolata con passito del '99.
tutto perfetto,e sopratutto, gratis.
grazie hilton. zozza di merda.
fed im writing a book with the main character based of you. i tell it in the third person about this guy i went to high school with who came to the USA when he was 16 from italy. his name is Giovanni Chin. Everyone at school ridiculed him for his accent when we sang the pledge of allegience (you know what that is,right?) he would say "oh countria tis of theeya sweeta land ofa libertia" and everyone would laugh. Being an outsider, he wanted to fit in, so (and this is where it gets fictional) he starts going out and killing muslims for America. The first time, he sees Muslims praying off the highway somewhere and he goes up right behind them and shoots them execution style while their head is on their mats. then, he becomes a psycho and eventually blows himself up in mecca during the hajj. will you read my book fed?
actually im writing it as a screen play. i think i could get Phillip Seymour Hoffman to play your role... Or Ryan Secrest would be awesomely creepy
actually scratch that, when i look at you i see Steve Buschemi or that dude from Sideways...
No but seriously, Buscemi's a little old to play you. How about Ralph Machio. He looks like you.
that post on Giovanni Chin was hilarious.
It was also, unfortunately, blaphemous. shame, SHAME, SHAME!
fedz you didn't answer my question... will you read it? (also pay for it?)
FEDERICO, YOU DON'T BUY IT (this coming from a previous conversation had on MSN where i explained to him that Donald Rumsfeld "came clean" about the misapropriation of 2.3 TRILLION dollars by the pentagon)
IF YOU DON'T BUY IT, JUST READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE. CBS IS CREDIBLE ISN'T IT?
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/01/29/eveningnews/main325985.shtml
funny how the pentagon should announce this awful fact on September 10th 2001, only one day before 9/11... wag my motherfucking dog bitches
i bought a samsung too fed...quite good.
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