Tuesday, August 29, 2006

How not to get a Woman too Attached to Us


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Hi all,

I wanted to wait for the results of Exam 2 to post ("Miserable Fail") but this comment was just too clever so here I am earlier (should be out this friday):

"Anonymous said...
apparently fedz mom couldn't either.
awww siT! "

Whomever came up with such quip, please step forward. You deserve a gift.

That said, on Saturday night I was out with The Serial Dater and one of his steady girlfriends, getting obliterated after a week of tough work and a Saturday spent..studying BSE derivations.

Anyways, unto the point. I dont remember what happened, but this group comes in, and i open directly with an award-winning, shit-eating grin.
I grab target hands, reposition (was sitting on a stool) and perform the breathing routine/DHV (again, i forgot i did it but she told me in the debrief).

At a certain point both TSD and I lead our girls to the dance floor.

Then i isolate her to another area, where i sit on a stool, she faces me between my legs, and i hold her hands. I also get her a drink which, being the gentleman i am, i pound down in 3 swigs. She wants to go back to the other area as her friend, TheBrotherlyFigure-"GateKeeper" has arrived. Ok. I lead her there.

Here where it gets tricky... I knew I'd need to win his approval.
It starts in mildly negative territory, though my shakehand was confident and chill, almost like Ronnie Reagan in His Great Days.

They are chatting, so it puts one in a bit of an akward situation. it's their "our world" reality. I perform a routine with a big smile on Gatekeeper..who seemingly likes it.

"I leave you guys alone for a minute, i have to unload". I go to the restroom. This was a bit of a gamble, but enough to convey not neediness.

I come back, kick it more with dude, who ends up being laid back. Can't really blame him now, can we, i'm cool ;-)

So he gives what essentially amounts to "it's ok, he's fine" to target.
She spends a bit of the following day while I study and catching a flic.
Then she called last night (was already asleep)..and today (was busy). I call her back at night and..planned to see her tomorrow.

Question: I sense she may be beginning to dig me quite a lot. I told her i'm busy AND polyamorous, just so at to keep her expectations grounded..but as Style wrote in "The Game"..sometimes, when a man is a bit more detached than a woman would like to, she ends up developing feelings for him.

Sidenote: Mr.Hyde went without Jimmy...

Any inputs welcomed

~!Mr. Hyde

34 Comments:

Anonymous steven said...

i remember, you were going at prada outlet with your mother fed...after an hard night party,ivano hehehe

12:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you guys read that article in the times? It says that Italian men are 45 times more likely than any other ethnicity to take it in the ass from drawves. Anybody else read that article?

Fedz, don't tell me this is a case of the "liberal media bias" from the NY Times. It really was an excellent article.

1:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In unusually explicit terms, Rumsfeld portrayed the administration's critics as suffering from "moral and intellectual confusion" about what threatens the nation's security.

Wow! He's so right!

1:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"any inputs welcomed", says fed. that really turns me on.

2:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha word. Any Dwarves around to stick it to fed? Give him some input!!!

4:08 AM  
Blogger Mister Fedward Hyde said...

lol. same type of sarcasm, i think it's the same guy.

gave me the first laugh of the day, mucho gracias.

lol@takin it up the arse from dwarves

7:17 AM  
Blogger Mister Fedward Hyde said...

ao' Stiv, insomma dopo la sera in cui ero straziato dal dolore, tu mi menavi per il culo per cio', e Ivano non stavapiu' zitto?

ke memoria acuminata ke c'hai..dici giusto!

7:19 AM  
Anonymous steven said...

esatto..proprio quella...che pigna però!
il tuo amico comincia davvero a scazzarmi l anonimo...

8:47 AM  
Anonymous w3ndes said...

Now ass for input ...

I think women develop feelings regardless. Also, she may just think she can change your polygamorous ways.

If a woman is way too into you than you like, digs you so damn much and you worry about getting into deeper s&%$ than you probably best cut loose.

But if you have made expectations clear, than its up to her shall she choose to remain in the game

JD, whats the latest?

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that last post is fucking incomprehensible

11:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't you just tell her you have the genital h-bomb. You can't have a relationship under the threat of catching herpes a few times each year, but you can bone provided she is allowed to inspect the equipment closely. So yeah... Genital H-bomb.

5:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

W3ndes,

the latest is that I'm finished with the last girl and I think i'm in love with you. Any chance you, me, and my dwarf friend can rendezvous at Dick's Bar?

2:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fedz apparently JD is coming up with all the humorous original content on your website.

The momma comment
The Dwarves too

As long as I don't watch that liberal, hate-mongering BBC world news, we can have a light-hearted friendly correspondance.

2:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IM also a little confused about your post fed. Did you guys do the deed or not? Is Jimmy a PUA friend of yours or is this some (i wish i knew how to spell) euphemism (huh? ok?) for a condom?

-jimmy

2:15 AM  
Blogger Mister Fedward Hyde said...

she's here now..had been a while since i had someone over during the week..it's 2:10am here anyways, it was cool to shag before watching about spot vs forward gamma in a Skandi accent.

w3ndes, it's "polyamory"..and careful about JD. The charming fucker even hooked up with my hot sister, don't be fooled

JD: you terror-mongering whore, shame, SHAME!

Steven, don't fall for their provocations!
Back to the lecture

2:18 AM  
Anonymous Frivolous Fucker said...

yes. he came inside her

2:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, fat boy jb's been anonymously providing the laugh track for months now...you know, evasive manoeuvers and whatnot...

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oops spell check !

My mother warned me about types like you, JD

w3ndes

7:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what did your momma tell you? Is she anything like Fedz mom?

Everyone, if you haven't already, you gotta see that!

3:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We gotta fight the terrorists!!!!
No rest until we slaughter all of them!! yes!! USA USA USA USA!!!

We oughtta deficate in our enemies fOOd!!! USA USA USA!!! Revenge for EDS caused by high blood pressure resulting from the stress from the fear of being blown the fuck up!!!
USA USA USA!!! no more viagra!!! no more EDS!!! USA USA USA!!! kill them all so i can bone harder!! USA USA!!!! Let's make their deaths abonimable and shameful in the eyes of the koran!!! USA USA USA!!! EDS Will be avanged!!! USA USA!

7:27 AM  
Anonymous Usama=Stalin/Hitler of our times said...

I agree with the President's Speech.

7:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, are the enemies messing with your bodily fluids also?!?!?!?
Fuck I thought i was the only one!

7:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think youre an asshole FEDZ

7:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Fedz, 2 republican guys sucking eachother off. Is it gay, or is it just Bro's being Bro's?

7:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey guys what's up! I have something totally witty and cool and funny to say to bash democrats. their like flip flops hahahahahh like my shoes john kerry was like shoes hahahahahhahah hahahahahha so funny hahahahah

7:33 AM  
Anonymous communism=evil said...

the president was right about a lot of things. and i agree with you, anonymous, the democrats are like a pair of shoes! hahahahhaha. their not even like my new shoes!! hhahahahhahaha. their like thrift store shoes. thrifty democrats... hahahahahhaha

7:35 AM  
Anonymous it's fun to stay at the YMCA! said...

ewww did you just say old shoes!
no way!
I'm totally going with those two republican bro's

7:37 AM  
Anonymous happiness is taking a big anal creampie said...

if usama offered you a creampie, which hole would you take it in:
John says:
a. ass, b, vagina (or "man hole) c. mouth. d. what? i don't take creampies! im gonna nut in that nigga's beard!

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...out of the closet and in al-queda

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who amongst the following would fit best getting drilled by rocco?
A. Al-Zawahiri
B. Al-Zarqaqi
C. Usama
D. Khalid-Sheik Muhammad
E. Burak Obama

Vote for your favorite Al-Quada member at www.outoftheclosetandinalqueda.com

11:47 AM  
Anonymous OUt of the closet and In Al Queda said...

who do YOU think is the sexiest member of Al-Quada?

Vote here at:
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8:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Burak Obama should take it from Rocco. That guy sounds like one evil-doing terrorist!

8:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so i heard of this guy. this guy is a nice guy, tryin' econ and all that shit. but he gets to his respective city, finds a dope girl, bangs her alot, and then has to go juggle variables, invoke some separating hyperplane bullshit and realizes that it really is bullshit. who's behind oklahomatt?

1:14 PM  
Blogger Mister Fedward Hyde said...

i love you Oklahomatt.

we are always behind you. both literally and figuratively.

erik park says hi

1:20 PM  

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