Exam Numero Dos
Some more, very clever
Hi all,
next wednesday the second exam of my course is due. Given that i had embarassingly just passed the first one, I was a bit stressed out for this one. So, after a hectic week (volumes/queries picked up, hope it lasts), friday arrived.
I generally need my "social" releases after a week of office confinement, compounded by two nights of lectures..yet i made the "bold sacrifice" of staying in. Ended up crashing on the couch by 10. Day after i was up by 8, went to office and studied all day.
At night i gave in though and invited my Scandinavian buddy Bateman for dinner. The Serial Dater had sent me a bootleg copy of a Jamie Oliver book and so i tried the chicken-with-milk: a devastating success. I had also invited TSD but, of course, he was on a "date" with a stewardess..i also invited this ex-coworker chick who's sexy enough but young and thus insecure/fickle..
Bateman came prepared. He brought Fritos, some CDs i ripped (acid jazz style, mix of NYC hiphop jazz fusion, Broadway and 52nd by US3) and a bottle of Rum. We pounded that shit mercilessly and after that went out. Wedo bottle service at one of our usual night niches..and now i kick myself in the ass hardcore.
One of my fav types of chicas, caramel-complexion, triggers my proximity alert system..she dithes her group and is chilling right behind me. AI (approach invitation). I use one of the new openers, it works like a marvel.
She introduces herself. Indicator of Interest (IOI). Some of those club-lights flash by us. Here i think she tries to fish for a compliment.. "oh they make me look uglier" or some lame-ass comment of the kind. Me: "that is not insecurity i'm detecting?"+ grin. I do a minitake-away to refill, and Bateman is in set with a bunch of fat chicks and some dude. Dude: "She's hot man". I feign puzzlement. Re-ingage. I perform the breathing routine and she throws out more IOIs (what you do/how long you've been here). Find out she's 32. I to another mini-take away but then, fuck FUCK FUCK lose sight of her. And we have to go for we had the quarterly-depraved-shit to catch up on.
End of story. So ye, got a few more problems to finish by wednesday, peace all, ztime
~!F*ward
I really dig this artist's work. Source: http://www.banksy.co.uk/outdoors/04.html
Rat-saw
posted by Mister Fedward Hyde @ 10:43 PM
30 Comments:
I agree. That artist is very cool. Very natural.
DB
check out some more of his shit at that link. liberal, sure, but clever and hot
US3? Lame. Why not go back to the source and listen to Herbie Handcock
He's cock rockin'
herbie is allrite, also good are brubeck, miles davis and the whole yadda-yadda of mass downloads found in any college student-with-access-to-peer2peer's harddrive.
US3 and other mixes i surprisingly haven't heard during my college years from Charles' mass database, unlike Prefuse, Amon Tobin blablah, so it was a pleasant "surprise" (that album is from 97).
Certainly sounds better than the French lecturer talking about multi-dimensional Ito's Lemma that i'm about to hear at 10pm, after a whole day at work.
Run on sentences anyone?
~!Fedward
I remember all the acid jazz fans i knew in college liked Greyboy Allstars and of course there's medeiski martin and wood, but that's real hippy.
ill check em out, thks
hey fedz, whats the breathing routine?
- your arch nemesis jd
http://www.thepenisonthetable.com/public/blog/
our new blog fedward.
One of the better graffiti artists I've seen.
I must be real young as I am not in the know about acid jazz. I bet I would be wooed by it though.
and SPE your blog is in italian (stating the obvious) and I am an illiterate twat but fun pic.
acid jazz is cool, but in college...
College was made for pop hits that girls take their clothes off too. Grinding music.
meat head for life.
DB
haha. good work DB, keep it Rizeal! too bad chez phantasmo bitched out with his sarging website, huh? last post was forever and a half ago.
tonight, i think i made a big mistake. i got it on w/ a girl who i met friday night, but i know she's totally already attached. it seemed like some fatal attraction shit when i went inside, she said something ala you're bound to me now. im a little scared. advice?
-jd
speaking of which, im starting to think none of it's worth it. i mean, u run the risk of getting some girl pregnant and literally being bound for the rest of your life, or better yet getting some STD. is it weird to say that i think kicking game and picking up on girls' interest is a lot more fun than actually getting it on?
-same as B4
jd, maybe you should use protection
getting it on is hell-a fun but... just pick the right girl to get it on with and if it's going too fast too soon, ditch the bitch =D
w3ndes
well, why are you barebacking her you dumb lib?
in a way, it makes sense.. we all know that to liberal butchers pregnancy is just a "oops, mistake, let's slaugther innocent babies, who cares.."
Just use a jimmy like my Naturals friends here..between them they did 300chicks and didn't get a single one impregnated..
oh, i didnt see it: the breathing routine is a nice little piece..i learnt that shit in acting/yoga/from another pickup-artist. Basically it consists of teaching target how to project her voice the way singers/actors do. In the process:
a) you convey value/teach something;
b) get to kino naturally, i use a clever gambit i'll show you.
wendes seems like a cool (party)girl. would you do her?
that has occured to me as well jd - having a girl be into you is the fucking bomb and yes, banging her and not giving a shit (which is true 99.9% of the time for me) always leads to attachment for her and the desire to get the fuck outta there asap for me. so, is it worth it? before and during - absolutely. immediately after - not even close. but in the end, a man's just gotta (and will) get his dick wet. try NOT getting laid for awhile and just having girls be into you and you'll explode before too long.
haha. i love that last post. so true! i guess what Wendes said is right though. i mean, if im totally into a girl, then it's all good if she's a bit of a stalker for me.
i dug this girl, but she seems to only be interested in me now. i told her that im having a party on thursday (all are invited 6463269400) and she told me that she will only want to hang with me there. and im like, can't you at least take an interest in my other guests or bring some of your own? i don't want to walk around my party with this one girl on my arm the whole time.
i really don't want to be an asshole. the sex was good. but, i would just like her to be a little more independent, or just offer some role as a once-a-week buddy. asking for too much?
btw fedz, this girl is very CATHOLIC. so, there is no "oops, let's just get rid of it". and the actually spoke to me the whole night about how anxious she is to have kids.
dont believe them. N, the silly stunner, kept saying she wanted the mini Hydes of Fedward Hyde because "you (me) are so handsome".
never believe what they say. never.
oh, your chick: 1-10 and how did you seduce her. plus is she older than 16? lol
The chick sounds like she is perhaps nearing 30 if she is already talking lil JDs. But then again, she is a catholic so at any age, kids are ok as long as you're in it for the long run.
Sounds like you two need uh oh *drum roll* please ... 'The Talk'
Oh but it's not even a week. Oh you're screwed jd =P
Hmm chez phantasmo must have lost his game. Or maybe he knocked a gal up hence no recent posts ha!
w3ndes
"How did you seduce her?"
I was out with the (what is a good nickname?) from www.BlogJblogerson.blogspot.com.... we went to Dorion's on the upper east. He was a good wing. I just said what up to a set of 2, we danced, AL jumped on the grenade, i went for the kiss close, rejected but with a huge smile, then when she bounced she dropped one on me.
Last night, we'd made plans to go get something to eat. Had Mexican, drank Margaritas, she told me she wanted to know some jiu jitsu moves, i showed them to her and she liked them enough to take her pants off. it was all down-hill from there... i had no intention of passing her guard. after about 10 seconds inside, we made a dash for the pharmacy to get some MAGNUMS.
that's basically it.
oh ye...
27 yo
body 8... would be a 9.5 but not well endowed
face 7.5 in some lights, 8.5 in others. She's real italian looking.
wendes,
that's correct. Phantasmo is gettin ready for Harv**d, running his business and shagging two rich daddy-girls who live opposite to each other.
jd,
i can't stand dorian and any of those upper east slums. got no game in dive bars. but great job, she sounds like my type. i encourage you to post a picture so we can all merrily furiously masturbate.
respect.
http://www.thepenisonthetable.com/public/blog/
Hey Fed, I think your friends from Italia are gay!
or, they are like every other italian in the world - they have no fucking comprehension of the english language.
hey fucking stupid-anonimous-american-fat-ass you can't dintinguish an european from a chink....
apparently fedz mom couldn't either.
awww siT!
HAHAHAHHAAHA that was hysterical!
THESE WERE GOOD TIMES
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