Sunday, July 30, 2006

Trade Talks: Dead.


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Oh boy,
quite a few developments these past few days. From war erupting in the Middle-East, due once again to Hizbollah's extremists provocations, to the World Trade talks going down the shitter. There goes an occasion to generate an estimated USD 500billion of wealth which would have gone quite a longer way in lifting people out of poverty than bureaucratic behemoths and philantropies ever will (not that there is anything wrong with the latter).

Onto more trivial events, I finally broke the one-month, which equates to when i started my part-time course, dry-spell by taking home some lady last night. I believe she had some slight issues..like obsessing over the "i'm no longer a 'bad girl'..a few months ago would have been ok going home with a stranger.." and she kept asking (testing) if "i was mad?". To which i callously but honestly always replied negatively..i wasn't, i'm very used to silly last-minute-resistance/i'm-really-not-a-slut-even-though-i-was-in-a-gangbang-last-month "rationalizations". Oh well, in the end, to celebrate the end my sexual ramadan (ha! take that!) Yours Truly even performed orals while not receiving it. Not bad..though the lay was only half-assed as, well, see the above issues. :: shrug ::

The course is getting fuckin harder. I spent the day yesterday doing some studying, amidst my computer constantly freezing. Today will do the same as i gotta complete homework on "optimization" math(mainly lagrange multiplier) and "efficient portfolios". Sigh. But i enjoy it..and next weekend I'm off with 2 friends for a short trip. Stunner sms'ed me the other day so I should see her too and maybe come back with my heart shattered. Maybe not.

And here is a conversation i had with my 9 years' old cousin. It's the first time we spoke. he was on my uncle's account:
[12:48] Hyde: hi
[12:48] Little Cousin: this is X
[12:48] Little Cousin: hello
[12:48] Hyde: does she have...penis? (referring to picture of his sister)
[12:48] Hyde: hello
[12:48] Little Cousin: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[12:48] Hyde: she's a babygirl!
[12:49] Little Cousin: yeah!
[12:49] Hyde: no doubt
[12:49] Little Cousin: for sure
[12:49] Hyde: do you know who this?
[12:49] Hyde: i'm the Destroyer of Communism
[12:49] Little Cousin: uncle [...]'s son
[12:49] Hyde: indeed!
[12:50] Hyde: has [your dad] informed you of the evils of communism?
[12:50] Little Cousin: Ha ha
[12:50] Little Cousin: nope
[12:50] Hyde: we must be very grateful to our President Ronald Reagan
[12:50] Hyde: who freed us from such plague
[12:50] Hyde: !
[12:50] Hyde: have you studied a bit of American history in school darling?
[12:50] Little Cousin: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
[12:50] Little Cousin: no
[12:51] Hyde: well, so wehn you will you will be prepared!
[12:51] Hyde: and impress the teacher with your extensive knowledge on the evils of communism!
[12:51] Little Cousin: you are strange
[12:51] Hyde: how old are you now young man
[12:51] Little Cousin: 9

Ok enough fuckin around..time to study. peace all
~!FHyde

30 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

if reagan was great, disprove everything that you said earlier.

bitch ass nigger

2:45 PM  
Blogger fortycalibernap said...

well, fed -- you ran a real cognitive dissonance driveby on that little guy.

your short work will potentially pay big dividends down the line. contrasting the ideas of 'penis' 'sister' 'reagan' and 'savior of the free world' i think you have most definitely expanded his little mind in a lasting way.


and good on you for giving unreciprocated head. i won't hold my breath waiting for you to leave your reactionary camp, but at least you're showing signs of real charity.

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is SO fucked up. man, i would hate to be related to you.

6:06 AM  
Blogger Mister Fedward Hyde said...

Malefactor,

thank you for the kind words.
As I heard someone wiser than I once said, "someone's gotta do it!".

Monday morning, 7:22am here. The week begins.
Cheers all amigos,
~!F.Hyde

7:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow dude. see the news? All of those dead children. Well, i guess it's better to have dead women and children than to risk grown men in battle.

11:05 AM  
Blogger Mister Fedward Hyde said...

haven't seen it on CNN anything specific on children

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its war, there is always something wrong with it. its called war, not happy time. Discuss the bottom line, what people are fighting for and why it started, not single attacks. Are the bad things that happen slip ups on the way to a greater good or just randomn murders to insight fear?

2:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there are no excuses for dropping a bomb on a civilian home and killing 57 women and children. the people wanted to flee, but israel is bombing the cars. ironic, no?

the fact is that Israel's retaliation against the Arabs is always way more deadly than the original act of terrorism.

A suicide bomber kills 5 people on the street and Israel targets on person in an apartment building with a bomb. it just doesn't add up.

And the whole reason to drop the bombs is to avoid combat. So, basically they're just being a bunch of big pussies.

4:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

btw, CNN will try not to show too much on the children b/c you know where american media stands on the issue

4:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Israeli military does shot its missiles or office its military in civilian areas. Hez and other groups around the middle east purposely place their military in areas they can use civilians as shields.

What is morally worse, case 1: a bus is blown up killing 5 civilians with no military target, or case 2: a building is blown up by an airstrike killing civilians, either a misfire or direct shot, with the intent of destroying a strategic miliary target that was in the proximity of civilians?

You tell me.

DB

6:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude, the american media is like seriously anti-children. nice comment.

6:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i forgot to post my name above.

mel gibson

6:56 AM  
Blogger Mister Fedward Hyde said...

DB, clearly number 1. That's a no-brainer to all except the most obtuse liberals pervaded by "anti-sionist" mania

7:31 AM  
Blogger Mister Fedward Hyde said...

"
the fact is that Israel's retaliation against the Arabs is always way more deadly than the original act of terrorism. "

one more reason for Lebanon to not allow random guerrilas to fire missiles into Haifa for shits-and-giggles, don't you think?

7:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok. the difference is that Hizbollah is "a terrorist organization" and therefor have absolutely zero standards in regards to their way of conducting war.

The ISraeli army is an official army, so you can't compare the two. Really, you can't at all. HIzbollah is just a terrorist group with minimal support in the south.

But, after Qana, that's all changed. Lebanese are now looking at Hizbollah leaders like modern Nelson Mandellas.

Those two airstrikes: The UN one and the one in Qana, have really fucked up Israel's cred, yo.

10:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we don't yet know that

7:04 AM  
Blogger Mister Fedward Hyde said...

FIDEL IS DEAD

It is too early to open the Moet (if you are poor like I) or Dom/Louis (if you are wealthy like a gucci-limo-lib..though they wouldn't celebrate their hero's death).

I was just thinkin, can you imagine the economic boom Cuba would endure if the embargo was lifted..imagine just from the inflow of tourists (we americans are the highest spending tourists on average).
I'd like to invest in there but am getting carried away. First we gotta read of communist-shithead numero dos, Raoul Retardio Castro

7:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

an immediate open market with liften sanctions will create a whole new mafia problem.

1:38 AM  
Anonymous uhoh spighettioh is a salad tosser said...

au contraire. gradualization leaves time to special interest to cement power.

i am a proponent of shock theraphy.

7:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring on the cuban cigars so our women can smoke them with their pussies!

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when i click on the link for the date, why does it take me to some bitches blog?

12:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i had anal sex with fed in college. i let him play with my floppy bologna tits. then, i wiped fecal matter on his face. this was in 2001.

4:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

long live Hizbollah
Long live Hizbollah

7:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

freedom fighting is a serious business. watch world opinion change. 3 weeks ago, they were a terrorist organization. today, they are baby jesuses.

7:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually, hizbollah is a bunch of pieces of shit. they just blew up 5 people yesterday. but ANOTHER israeli airstrike just killed another 45 civilian farmers near the Syria border. They just bombed Buirut's bridges. they are REALLy fucking Lebanon up, not Hizbollah, Lebanon.

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a few weeks ago nobody like Hizbollah, eveyone thought they were in the wrong for kidnapping that soldier. but after these disproportianate responses, you-just like the people of lebanon- can't help sympathize with the people who are shooting back.

10:32 AM  
Blogger AleclikeBaldwin said...

Your blog is useless. As are you and your meager insult capabilities. And you should never say you have a short fuse, a fuse to what? You GO OFF and start tossing around glitter and pink cotton candy and not shouting, but typing furiously into another tome of your blog that will go unread.

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